I went to the store for a pickle.
Last week it cost only one nickel.
But too bad for me,
they now cost 1.03.
Why are the prices so fickle?
I went to the store for some honey,
but didn't have quite enough money.
The clerk laughed at me,
but I just don't see
why the clerk thought it was funny?
I went to the store for some garlic.
I heard it's helpful if your joints click.
I eat it each day,
and pain goes away.
I hardly even feel arthritic.