05 August 2011

Klepto Friend

Your kleptomania
should be your problem.
Didn't our friendship
enter your cranium
before you ran and
left me here alone
holding the bag?!
Guess not. Friendship done.


Part of the Alpha-Omega Challenge: Kappa

3 comments:

  1. Oooooh, that's cold, to do that to a friend. One of my "friends" stuffed things in MY purse at a little shop I frequented. Fortunately, I knew the owner, so she knew it was not my idea. The friend left while I was being spoken to, and I haven't seen her since. Good riddance. Great commentary, Jess! Amy
    http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/silken-softness-poets-united/

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  2. Amy - I have a friend who got arrested because her friend put lifted stuff into her shopping bag and didn't tell her. It's totally immature, but that's what happens when you're addicted to something.

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  3. Yikes! I jettisoned a few "friends" over the years for various reasons, but at least I wasn't left literally holding the bag!

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